5 payments of $39.95

whatfulllipsyouhave:

hatsumiyo-momichi:

when you receive a sweet anon out of nowhere and you’re like

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I love this because you can’t tell who’s the anon and who’s the receiver.

(via pizza)

aschoolgirlcrush:

i want to buy a giant tv for my living room and super glue a fancy gold frame around it and have this video on repeat

(Source: vinesnow, via babyitaintinmypants)

cannedmuffins:

angelclark:

How To Read A 223-Page Novel In Just 77 Minutes 

Spritz is a company that makes a speed-reading technology which allows you to get through a mass of text, reading every word, in a fraction of the time it would take if you were turning the pages of a book or swiping through a Kindle.

The basis of Spritz concept is that much of the time spend reading is “wasted” on moving your eyes from side to side, from one word to the next. By flashing the words quickly, one after the other, all in the same place, eye movement is reduced almost to zero. All that’s left is the time you take to process the word before the next one appears.

The company is selling licenses for other companies who might want to use the technology in operating systems, applications, wearables, and websites. Obviously, the tiny screen of a smart watch instantly springs to mind.

But the real revelation of Spritz is in trying it yourself.

This is really cool for some things but…I don’t think stories so much. It would ruin the pace of the story…at least or me. How I read the above text isn’t really now I’d like to imagine reading a story. Textbooks, articles, things like that? Hell yes.

(Source: noarmycanstopanidea.com, via artsy-fartsy-tartsy)

ce-les-ti-al:

camiekahle:

I’ve never related to anything more

college in a 17 second montage

(Source: fartgallery, via pizza)

glasseskiwi:

5eva:

y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple

HORRIFIED SCREAMS

#I THINK THEY MEANT THE DEODORANT COMES OFF IN A NIPPLE SHAPE NOT THE ACTUAL NIPPLE

LESS HORRIFIED SCREAMS

(Source: uglygirlsassociation, via ineedyoullikewaterinmylungs)

fucktonofanatomyreferences:

Did all the nut-job feminists conglomerate in my mailbox, all of a sudden??
Alright, let’s deal with this with a civilized conversation…
First of all..

Secondly, you dumb shits never once took a glance through this blog, did you? Do you even know how many male poses are on this blog? I know exactly how many woman posts there are: Two. I know that because I was wondering how the gender ratio was holding up, and when I realized there was only one, I made a second.
Thirdly, I don’t know if you realized, but I’m a bit, um, how do I put this…
WHAT WE CAN FUCKING DEDUCE FROM THIS IS THAT I’M NOT POSTING FEMALE BODIES FOR THE SEX APPEAL. Have you fucking SEEN how much sexy man abs are on this blog? I have a post that is specifically a male spreading his cheeks.

So you pretentious, self-propounding fucks can shut the hell up. It’s a goddamn anatomy blog. I’m here to please the artists, the anatomy enthusiasts, and the perverts. It’s a goddamn homosapien corporeal structure. You have one, I have one, he she me has one. Get over yourselves. They teach this shit in schools. YOU LOOK AT YOURS EVERY DAY IN THE MIRROR.
And last of all, in all the glory of human equality that you fucks have swaddled yourselves in, not one of you hypocritical motherfuckers said a single word when I posted man ass GIFs on here. And not one of you WILL say anything when I do so again, because every one of you who complained is all about WOMAN power, not HUMAN power. There’s a difference between supporting women and stopping bad situations. Rape happens to BOTH genders. By supporting woman’s strength all the time, you’re raising women to the top and leaving behind every other form of rape victim. I don’t want “woman’s power,” I think “stopping rape” is a whole fuck-ton more practical. 

So, again in spirit of civil conversation, I shall leave you with…

fucktonofanatomyreferences:

Did all the nut-job feminists conglomerate in my mailbox, all of a sudden??

Alright, let’s deal with this with a civilized conversation…

First of all..
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Secondly, you dumb shits never once took a glance through this blog, did you? Do you even know how many male poses are on this blog? I know exactly how many woman posts there are: Two. I know that because I was wondering how the gender ratio was holding up, and when I realized there was only one, I made a second.

Thirdly, I don’t know if you realized, but I’m a bit, um, how do I put this…
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WHAT WE CAN FUCKING DEDUCE FROM THIS IS THAT I’M NOT POSTING FEMALE BODIES FOR THE SEX APPEAL. Have you fucking SEEN how much sexy man abs are on this blog? I have a post that is specifically a male spreading his cheeks.

image

So you pretentious, self-propounding fucks can shut the hell up. It’s a goddamn anatomy blog. I’m here to please the artists, the anatomy enthusiasts, and the perverts. It’s a goddamn homosapien corporeal structure. You have one, I have one, he she me has one. Get over yourselves. They teach this shit in schools. YOU LOOK AT YOURS EVERY DAY IN THE MIRROR.

And last of all, in all the glory of human equality that you fucks have swaddled yourselves in, not one of you hypocritical motherfuckers said a single word when I posted man ass GIFs on here. And not one of you WILL say anything when I do so again, because every one of you who complained is all about WOMAN power, not HUMAN power. There’s a difference between supporting women and stopping bad situations. Rape happens to BOTH genders. By supporting woman’s strength all the time, you’re raising women to the top and leaving behind every other form of rape victim. I don’t want “woman’s power,” I think “stopping rape” is a whole fuck-ton more practical.
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So, again in spirit of civil conversation, I shall leave you with…

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nyooom:

thepatronsaintoflostcauses:

you now no longer have to wonder how it would feel to get a blowjob from mike wazowski

IVE NEVER WONDERED THAT

nyooom:

thepatronsaintoflostcauses:

you now no longer have to wonder how it would feel to get a blowjob from mike wazowski

IVE NEVER WONDERED THAT

(Source: pupyup, via ramsha-noodles)

bobbymoynihans:

Jimmy’s wearing Shaq’s jacket and it might be the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen. 

bobbymoynihans:

Jimmy’s wearing Shaq’s jacket and it might be the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen. 

(via freshbaechu)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

VERY ROLLING

MUCH HATING

SUCH RIDING DIRTY

WOW

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